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Posted: 08/20/08 06:12 PM
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so you've seen the list of 100....here's my additions i've made so far...:P (ive taken them from here and there...a couple from this thread too)
101. If you hate drag blocks because they are "training wheels for the weak".
102. If you know where that last quote was from.
103. If you have been to more than 5 major shows a year.
104. If your truck is no longer legal in the state you live in.
105. If you have a career that involves minitrucks.
106. If you've destroyed a frame because you did too much draggin.
107. If you constantly have to show up the stupid ricers because their hondas arent as cool as your minitruck.
108. If you know who I am talking about when I say the name Bob.
109. If you stick to what you want to do instead of following the crowd.
110. You have to one-up everybody with your truck.
111. When you see a trailer (like from a semi), you have to park your bed under it.
112. You go through more that 10 roll pans in a year.
113. You plan where you are going to move by the slope of the driveway and if the place has a garage.
114. If you have 2 or more vehicles, but you still have to bum a ride because they are being worked on and not because of maintenance.
115. If you sit in a lawn chair with binoculars watching for the UPS man.
116. If where you park your truck, there are multiple gouges in the pavement.
117. On your class ring you have Lowrider (even though lowriders suck, they are the closest we can get on the class ring).
118. If the mail man is pissed off at you because you body dropped your mailbox.
119. If your bed is so hacked up that it will never haul anything ever again.
120. If your friends/relatives don't like to ride in your truck because its so low.
121. If you cruise really slow past the windows down town to see how your truck looks from the side.
122. If you take off your stock bumper even though you dont have a roll pan.
123. If you can't wait for your tax returns so you can put a ton more money into your truck.
124. If after it rains, you have to go dry your truck off out in the driveway.
125. You steal any street sign that is somehow related to minitruckin (i.e.: "Titanium Drive" or "Grant St")
126. If you've ever been to Reso.
127. If you have a personalized plate that has bagged, body dropped, or some other minitruck reference in it.
128. If you've ever programmed a game that has to do with dragging.
129. Bodydrop you local shopping kart
130. If your local roads are missing half of there reflectors! Suck on that DOT!
131. If you have had to explain that it has nothing to do with the airbag in the steering wheel!
132. If you walk around making sounds like "PSSSSSST"
133. If your grass has exhaust burns in it.
134. If everytime you get a new truck magazine in the mail, you stop whatever you are doing and head straight to the bathroom to read it from cover to cover.
135. If you get tired of people asking you if you "pimped" that yourself.
136. If you buy old, cheap trucks just because you know they will be badass laid out, but they just sit in the yard.
137. If people always come to you and ask for zip-ties.
138. You might be a minitrucker if your mom has given up any hope of the car part scattered around the house being picked up
139. When people ask you if your truck is low enough... and its followd by a "no not yet, I could still go lower"
140. If you have pictures of your truck on myspace, and are a member of all the myspace minitrucker groups.
141. You spend money on a part for your truck to get it lower rather than get it running.
142. You're fully aired up and you still drag over speed bumps.
143. You shower tailgaters with sparks.
144. At thanksgiving, there is no family members only car club members.
145. You hear a large semi next to you blowing off air brakes you have to flex on them.
146. You assigned a name to every reflector in your colllection.
147. You have furniture made out of old wheels and such.
148. For X-mas instead of lights you wrap your tree in airline.
149. You remember when 15" wheels were the shiiit!
150. Your art instructor lowered your grade becasue you draw flames in every project, even if they have nothing to do with the subject
151. You have a song set aside just for dragging
152. You've thought about stealing one of those big airbags off a semi truck.
153. You get pissed off when people call your truck a "lowrider", and then you go on into a 3 page essay of the differences between minis and lowriders.
154. You've done a keg stand or 2...or 3...or 4.
155. Freshly paved roads turn you on.
156. Routine maintance on your truck involves emptying your water trap.
157. If you've ever drug on a road paving crew as they were paving your home street.
158. You've turned around more than once to pull up a stubborn reflector.
159. You consider a truck with bare metal as a form of porn.
160. You appreciate a tight, full, turning radius and realize that that impossible u-turn is only impossible in your custom truck.
161. You get pulled over in parking lots.
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5569
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Posted: 09/04/08 03:56 PM
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I don't know if we've covered this one, but if your cell phone displays a picture of your truck, and the screen saver (I guess?) is video of your truck hopping or dragging.
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TagDragger
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Posted: 09/04/08 04:36 PM
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You might be a minitrucker if...... You have more pictures of your truck tahn of your family .LOL , Sad but true here . LOL .
Of course i drag my tag . http://www.myspace.com/firerat6069 http://www.myyearbook.com/tagdragger4life
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weenifyme
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Posted: 09/15/08 04:44 PM
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LOL
I like Ween!
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atdusk
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Posted: 09/16/08 09:15 PM
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well theres 15 minutes of my life ill never get back..LOL>..
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TagDragger
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Posted: 01/01/09 10:37 AM
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Here's another...... You might be a minitrucker if......you use the compressor for your air ride to fill the air mattress your father-in-law bought for him to sleep on while he stays for new years . And he says "Wow , that was fast , not bad ." HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE !!!!!
Of course i drag my tag . http://www.myspace.com/firerat6069 http://www.myyearbook.com/tagdragger4life
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5569
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Posted: 01/06/09 10:21 AM
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hahahha niccce.
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Posted: 01/06/09 03:48 PM
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your a mini trucker if you got a belt driven twin screw compressor that big then the hemi under the hood lol
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