you share a window crank cuz u only have one...

if u spend more time in your friends garage, than in his house.....  

HEre's one for y'all . LOL . You might be a Minitrucker if...... you live in an apartment and pull your wheels two at a time and paint them in your bedroom of your apartment . LOL .  

..........if you leave your passenger seat unbolted in the back, so when your GF gets mouthy you can just brake check her into the dashboard. hahaha.  

That is too funny Redeye .  

that's so bad!!

or.... if you forget to bolt your seat belts down before driving  

how about when the passenger seat is left un bolted to make it easier to detail the truck b4 a show /cruise  

How about a milk crate for a seat till you find a pair of buckets you like ? LOL . Not speaking from experience or anything . LOL .  

I know I am a minitrucker on hold up north, when I fellow the snowplow on the hyway for an hour just to look at the sparks flying .  

You might be a mini trucker if..... You get pulled over in parking lots.


That is an actual story, i was pulled over and got a warning for ghost-riding the whip. basically i was dancing on the hood with my truck idling in first gear threw a grocery store parking lot. i wish i got pulled over for draggin tho.  

funny to funny  

You might be a minitrucker if.......you rent a car hauler trailer from penske and even with your truck aired up all the way you still high center getting the truck on it . LOL . That was an interesting night . LOL . I actually had the same problem unloading the truck too . LOL .O well , atleast i am now relocated to Sunny South Carolina . Oh yea , BTW  Gas prices here are 3.07 to 3.11 a gallon . I love it .  

this is kinda late but true, You might be a mini trucker if .......... Your dad hasnt been able to use his own garage for 2 yrs because your truck is sitting there w/no fuel cell, and it has engine drive compressor.The only way to move it is w/shrader valves....YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OH BY THE WAY, im 33yrs old ,wife,2 kids,house note, but NO GARAGE,,,that just aint right!! but funny!!!!!!!!!!    

....if you have a Thorbecke Brothers pen and think it's the tightest pen ever.    

your a true minitrucker if you sat here and read every single comment, including mr. negative nancy's 100 reasons.lol  

You might be a minitrucker if..... someone asks you what is the point of doin what you did to your truck and you reply " Because i can . " and grin and walk away .