"It's so warm and squishy" - Scott Thompson  

"I think you left your hose in my box." -nameless  

i got nothing else help me out monica  

"hand me that rod..." -yup guilty

"does anyone have any strippers"

"You seen my ***  

"It takes those late nights to make good things happen." -hahahaha shhhhhh! Chevy Luv video.  

you thnk your flat black paint is cool nah bumpers are the new thing yeah bumpers  

hahahah yes yes.

here's another one that millermatic would understand -

"Hey, no dragging on the track." (hahahaha his truck is LIFTED!)

and when the dude came to my truck, this is what I heard -

"Hey, no drinking in the truck." (Sure thing, it's 8AM!)  

Quit playing with that , you might break it .
and here is one i heard the other day from a cop here " Drop em"  

Here's another one i heard from a girl in a parking lot here with my truck layin the rear on the ground "Can you get it up , ummmmm , i mean will it come up , umm , i mean ......" as she turned 10 shades of red . LOL  

"You cant put that there"-"its too big"...lol

"You gotta fix that,its just hanging there"

HAHAHAHAHA  

Is that supposed to look like that ?  

"stop doing that your going to make it squirt"  

millermatic why are you always so outta control? my goodness.

person 1: "I'm just gonna go ahead and stick this back in here."
person 2: "That's what she said."
person 1:   "That's different."

what? putting a coffee pot back under the coffee maker in the kitchen.  

"Shes got some serious F.F.S.D."  

"Cut til its all flat"-thanks scooter